In lieu of a real guest book, meaning until I figure out how to make one work, I've created this email link for comments, criticisms, praise (of course), or jokes involving hermaphrodites, Alaskan salmon, gymnasts, or feng shui consultants. Additionally, I would appreciate it if any humorous contributions also include walking into a bar which results in the bartender asking a question of some sort.

        scottonnob@yahoo.com

Telephone: (415) 989-7934

Or, if all else fails:

      The Saloon
1232 Grant Avenue
San Francisco, California
                            94133
      (415) 989-7666